#Hotel Reviews

Most chain hotels suffer from a terminal case of “beige.” You wake up in a Premier Inn or a Marriott, and for a split second, you have no idea which city you are in. The carpet is always the same. The art is always generic. Malmaison exists to cure that amnesia. With a name that literally translates to “Bad House,” this boutique chain has carved out a specific niche in the UK hospitality market: dark, moody, sexy, and usually housed in a building with a past. From converted prisons in Oxford to former brothels and warehouses, Malmaison sells atmosphere first, sleep second.

Let’s be honest. Accommodation in the UK has become incredibly expensive. A weekend in London or a few nights in Edinburgh can easily drain your bank account before you have even bought a coffee. This is where Britannia Hotels steps in. They are one of the most recognizable names in British hospitality, often dominating the skylines of seaside towns and city centers. They are also arguably the most debated. Known for acquiring historic, grand buildings and offering rooms at rock-bottom prices, they occupy a specific niche: the ultra-budget traveler.